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<<set $surveyComplete = "False">>\
<<if visited("Technical Metrics Institute")>>\
<<elseif visited("Loss Page")>>\
<<else>>\
<<set $name to prompt("What's your name?","Volunteer 69")>>
<<endif>>\
<<set $Score = 0>>Dear <<print $name>>,
Thank you for volunteering to participate in the [[Technical Metrics Institute|Technical Metrics Institute]]'s biannual [[Survey for Retrospective Understandment|Survey for Retrospective Understandment]]. Today you will be providing the [[Technical Metrics Institute|Technical Metrics Institute]] with thoughts and opinions to help us [[continue|Question 1]] to improve on our services. This survey should take only a few minutes of your valued time. We at the [[Technical Metrics Institute|Technical Metrics Institute]] guarantee that the information you provide will remain confidential within the institute, as well as it's most central domestic and international affiliates.
The questions you answer will display a numerical point value gained. Participants who provide highly valued responses will be be entered to win the T.M.I. "Grand Prize."
Please click [[continue|Question 1]] to begin.
[[Continue|Question 1]]
<<set $Score += 1>>@@+1: For following directions@@
<strong>@@color:green;Query:@@</strong>
<<if $secondPlayThrough == "True">>
<<print $Gender>> <<print $name>>, would you like to change your sex?
[[Yes|Response:Yes Z]]
[[No|Question 2]]
<<else>>
<<print $name>>, are you [[Male or Female?|Gender Identification]]
[[Male|Response: Male]]
[[Female|Response: Female]]
<<endif>>
<<set $Gender = "Mr.">><strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
Male
<<if $sexChange == "True">>
@@color:green;Note:@@ Good luck with the operation.
<<endif>>
[[Continue|Question 2]]
<strong>@@color:green;Query:@@</strong>
<<print $Gender>> <<print $name>>, what is your [[favorite|http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/favorite]] [[color|http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color]]?
[[Red|Response: Red]]
[[Blue|Response: Blue]]
[[Green|Response: Green]]
[[Black|Response: Black]]
[[White|Response: White]]
[[Pink|Response: Pink]]<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
Red
@@+1 :For giving the correct answer@@
<<set $Score += 1>>
[[Continue|Question 3]]<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
Blue
@@-1 :For lack of uniqueness@@
<<set $Score -= 1>>
[[Continue|Question 3]]<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
Green
@@-1 :For being a greedy 1%@@
<<set $Score -= 1>>
[[Continue|Question 3]]<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
Black
@@+1 :So you'll be less depressed.@@
<<set $Score += 1>>
[[Continue|Question 3]]<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
White
@@-1 :For being racist@@
<<set $Score += 1>>
[[Continue|Question 3]]<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
Pink
<<if $Gender == "Ms.">>
@@-1 :For following stereotypes@@
<<set $Score -= 1>>
<<endif>>
<<if $Gender == "Mr.">>
@@color:red;Error:@@
@@color:red;Error:@@
@@color:green;There is a conflict in user submitted feedback@@
@@color:green;Set Gender = Female@@
@@finalScore = Score * .78@@
@@color:green;Conflict resolved.@@
<<set $Gender = "Ms.">><<endif>>
[[Continue|Question 3]]<strong>@@color:green;Query:@@</strong>
<<print $Gender>> <<print $name>>, select the [[true|http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/true]] statement listed bellow:
[[One of these statements is false. |Response: Incorrect]]
[[Two of these statements are false. |Response: Incorrect]]
[[Three of these statements are false. |Response: Incorrect]]
[[Four of these statements are false. |Response: Correct]]
[[Five of these statements are false. |Response: Incorrect]]<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
Yes
@@-1: For cheating@@
<strong>@@color:red;Warning: Cheating will not be tolerated in question responses.@@ </strong>
<<set $Score -= 1>>
[[Continue|Question 4]]<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
No
<strong/>
@@color:red;Error:@@
@@color:red;Error:@@
@@color:green;This response has been flagged as a lie.@@
@@-1 :For lying@@
<<set $Score -= 1>>
@@color:red;Warning: Lying won't be permitted in question responses.@@
@@color:green;var Liar = true@@
@@color:green;Note:@@ You have been flagged as a "Liar."</strong>
<<set $Liar = "True">>
[[Continue|Question 4]]<strong>@@color:green;Query:@@</strong>
<<print $Gender>> <<print $name>>, do you believe in [[magic|Magic]]?
[[Yes|Response: Yes B]]
[[No|Response: No B]]
The Technical Metrics Institute (T.M.I.) is a private research university in [[Clarksburg, Massachusetts|http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarksburg,_Massachusetts]]. Founded in 2013 in response to the increasing digitalization of the [[United States|http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States]], TMI adopted a European polytechnic university model and stressed unsupervised laboratory instruction in applied science and engineering. Researchers worked on computers, radar, and [[psychological warfare|Psychological Warfare]] during the [[U.S.-Canadian War|US-Canadian War]]. Post-war offense research contributed to the rapid expansion of the faculty and campus under [[Eric John Euchler|http://www.ericjohne.com/]].
<<if $surveyComplete == "False">>
[[Return To Survey|Technical Metrics Institute biannual Survey for Retrospective Understandment]]<<endif>>
<<if $surveyComplete == "True">>
[[Return To Permissions Page|Permission]]
<<endif>><strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
...Something incorrect.
@@-1 :For being incorrect@@
<<set $Score -= 1>>
[[Continue|Question 4]]<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
Four of these statements are false.
This is correct.
<strong>
@@color:green;Folow-up Query:@@
Did you cheat?</strong>
[[Yes|Response: Yes A]]
[[No|Response: No A]]<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
Yes
<strong>@@color:green;Follow-up Query:@@</strong>
Do you believe in magic, in a young girl's heart?
How the music can free her
whenever it starts?[[*|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDYNuD4CwlI]]
[[Yes|Response: Yes C]]
[[No|Response: No C]]<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
No
@@+1 :For not being an idiot.@@
<<set $Score += 1>>
<strong>@@color:red;Error:@@
@@color:red;Error:@@</strong>
@@-5 : Cuz of reasons@@
<<set $Score += 1>>
<strong>Searching for source of error
Error source found
Source of error: Magic</strong>
[[Continue|Question 5]]<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
Yes
@@-1 :For terrible taste in music@@
<<set $Score -= 1>>
[[Continue|Question 5]]<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
Yes
@@-1 :For being a cynic@@
<<set $Score -= 1>>
[[Continue|Question 5]]<strong>@@color:green;Query:@@</strong>
<<print $Gender>> <<print $name>>, which [[Pokemon|Pokemon]] would you choose as a starter?
[[Bulbasaur|Response: Bulbasaur]]
[[Charmander|Response: Charmander]]
[[Squirtle|Response: Squirtle]]
[[Pikachu|Response: Pikachu]]This information informs the survey which title to address the volunteer by, Mr. or Ms.
@@color:green;Note:@@ Gender neutral titles will be available after the next Society and Culture Patch
[[Return To Survey|Question 1]]
T.M.I. is the leading researcher of psychological warfare within the digital age, being the first to design digital content with the express purpose of inflicting psychological distress to the recipient, while also extracting information from them.
Such media has since been designated as Class WTF devices.
[[Return To T.M.I.|Technical Metrics Institute]]
The U.S.-Canadian War was a state of political and military tension after World War III between powers in the Well lit Bloc (the United States, its SUNNY allies and others) and powers in the French-Canadian Grayness Party.
T.M.I. assisted the U.S. in a victory during the period through specialized psychological warfare, providing the U.S. with evidence of French-Canada's development of W.M.D.s, and awarding the French-Canadian Grayness Party the T.M.I. "Grand Prize."
[[Return To T.M.I.|Technical Metrics Institute]]<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
Bulbasaur
@@-1 : For lack of planning.@@
<<set $Score -= 1>>
[[Continue|Bulbasaur b]]
<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
Charmander
@@-1 :For lack of creativity@@
<<set $Score -= 1>>
[[Continue|Question 6]]<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
Squirtle
@@+1 :For correct answer@@
@@color:green;Note:@@ Blastoise is the superior of fully evolved starters.
@@color:green;Note:@@ Evidence can be found [[here|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcUSRT7CFPs]]
<<set $Score += 1>>
[[Continue|Question 6]]<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
Pikachu
<strong>@@color:green;Follow-up Query:@@</strong>
Have you even played Pokemon?
[[Yes|Response: Yes D]]
[[No|Response: No D]]<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
Yes
@@-1 :For lack of creativity@@
<<set $Score -= 1>>
[[Continue|Question 6]]<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
No
@@-1 :For not playing Pokemon@@
<<set $Score -= 1>>
[[Continue|Question 6]]<strong>@@color:green;Query:@@</strong>
<<print $Gender>> <<print $name>>, do you still have feeling for your ex-<<if $Gender == "Mr.">><<print "girlfriend">><<else>><<print "boyfriend">><<endif>> or gender nonspecific partner?[[*|Disclaimer A]]
[[Yes|Response: Yes E]]
[[No|Response: No E]]
<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
Yes
@@+1: For admitting your feelings.@@
<<set $Score += 1>>
<strong>Processing:
Sending:
@@color:green;Note:@@ Your response of "Yes" to this question has been forwarded to your most recent ex-<<if $Gender == "Mr.">><<print "girlfriend">><<else>><<print "boyfriend">><<endif>> or gender nonspecific partner.</strong>
<<set $Score += 1>>
[[Continue|Question 7.5]]<strong>You answered:</strong>
No
<<if $Liar == "True">>\
<strong>@@color:green;Note:@@ You have previously been flagged as a "Liar"</strong>
<<else>>\
<strong>@@color:red;Error:@@
@@color:red;Error:@@
This response has been flagged as a lie.
@@color:green;Resolving Error:@@</strong><<endif>>\
<strong>@@color:green;Response has been changed to:@@</strong>
Yes
@@-1 :For Lying.@@<<set $Score -= 1>>
<strong>@@color:red;Warning: Lying won't be permitted in question responses.@@
@@color:green;Processing:@@
@@color:green;Sending:@@
@@color:green;Note:@@ Your response to this question of "Yes" has been forwarded to your most recent ex-<<if $Gender == "Mr.">><<print "girlfriend">><<else>><<print "boyfriend">><<endif>> or gender nonspecific partner.</strong>
[[Continue|Question 7.5]]@@color:green;Disclaimer:@@ Your response to this question will be forwarded to your most recent ex-<<if $Gender == "Mr.">><<print "girlfriend">><<else>><<print "boyfriend">><<endif>> or gender nonspecific partner.
[[Return to Survey|Question 6]]<strong>@@color:green;Direction:@@</strong>
<<print $Gender>> <<print $name>>, using the options bellow please select the one that best describes your current [[pain|http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=4723]] level:
[[:D|Response: Very Low]]
[[:)|Response: Low]]
[[:P|Response: Meh]]
[[:(|Response: High]]
[[:<|Response: Very High]]<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
:D
<strong>@@color:green;var :D = Very Low@@</strong>
@@+1 :Useful Feedback@@
<<set $Score += 1>>
<strong>@@color:green;Internal Note:@@ We will be sure to try much harder in the future.
@@color:red;Error:@@
@@color:red;Error:@@
@@color:green;Note:@@ Please disregard previous internal note.</strong>
[[Continue|Question 8]]<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
:)
<strong>@@color:green;var :) = Low@@</strong>
@@+1 :Useful Feedback@@
<strong>@@color:green;Internal Note:@@ We will be sure to try harder in the future.
@@color:red;Error:@@
@@color:red;Error:@@
@@color:green;Note:@@ Please disregard previous internal note.</strong>
[[Continue|Question 8]]<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
:P
<strong>@@color:green;var :P = Meh@@</strong>
@@-1 :For not caring enough to provide useful feedback@@
<<set $Score -= 1>>
[[Continue|Question 8]]<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
:(
<strong>@@color:green;var :( = High@@</strong>
@@+1 :Useful Feedback@@
<<set $Score += 1>>
<strong>@@color:green;Internal Note:@@ TMI Survey functionality is successful.
@@color:red;Error:@@
@@color:red;Error:@@
@@color:green;Note:@@ Please disregard previous internal note.</strong>
[[Continue|Question 8]]<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
:<
<strong>@@color:green;var :< = Very High@@</strong>
@@+1 :Useful Feedback@@
<<set $Score += 1>>
<strong>@@color:green;Internal Note:@@ TMI Survey functionality is very successful.
@@color:red;Error:@@
@@color:red;Error:@@
@@color:green;Note:@@ Please disregard previous internal note.</strong>
[[Continue|Question 8]]<strong>@@color:green;Query:@@</strong>
<<print $Gender>> <<print $name>>, how much [[oil|http://www.oil-price.net/]] and/or other valuable resources are produced within your country?
[[A lot|Response: A lot]]
[[Not much at all|Response: Not much at all]]<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
A lot
@@+5 :For very useful information@@
@@color:green;Note:@@ This information is very appreciated.
@@color:green;Note:@@ Expect further contact with our "representatives" in the future.
<<set $Score += 5>>
[[Continue|Question 9]]<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
Not much at all
@@-1 :For non-useful information@@
<<set $Score -= 1>>
[[Continue|Question 9]]<<set $SelectedWMDs = 0>><<set $Nuclear = "False">><<set $Radiological = "False">><<set $Chemical = "False">><<set $Biological = "False">>@@color:green;Query:@@
<<print $Gender>> <<print $name>>, what kinds of W.M.D.s are produced or stored within your country?
[[Nuclear|Response: Nuclear]]
[[Radiological|Response: Radiological]]
[[Chemical|Response: Chemical]]
[[Biological|Response: Biological]]<<set $Nuclear = "True">><<set $SelectedWMDs += 1>><strong>@@color:green;You have confirmed that your country is in possession of:@@</strong>
Nuclear Weapons
@@+1 :For highly valued information@@
<<set $Score += 1>>
<<if $SelectedWMDs < 4>>
<strong>@@color:green;Follow-up Query:@@</strong>
<<print $Gender>> <<print $name>>, are there other W.M.D.s produced or stored in your country?
<<if $Radiological == "False">>[[Radiological|Response: Radiological]]<<endif>>
<<if $Chemical == "False">>[[Chemical|Response: Chemical]]<<endif>>
<<if $Biological == "False">>[[Biological|Response: Biological]]<<endif>>
<strong>@@color:green;Note:@@ If the answer is "no", click [[continue|Permission]].</strong>
<<endif>>
[[Continue|Permission]]
<<set $Radiological = "True">><<set $SelectedWMDs += 1>><strong>@@color:green;You have confirmed that your country is in possession of:@@</strong>
Radiological Weapons
@@+1 :For highly valued information@@
<<set $Score += 1>>
<<if $SelectedWMDs < 4>>
<strong>@@color:green;Follow-up Query:@@</strong>
<<print $Gender>> <<print $name>>, are there other W.M.D.s produced or stored in your country?
<<if $Nuclear == "False">>[[Nuclear|Response: Nuclear]]<<endif>>
<<if $Chemical == "False">>[[Chemical|Response: Chemical]]<<endif>>
<<if $Biological == "False">>[[Biological|Response: Biological]]<<endif>>
<strong>@@color:green;Note:@@ If the answer is "no", click [[continue|Permission]].</strong>
<<endif>>
[[Continue|Permission]]
<<set $Biological = "True">><<set $SelectedWMDs += 1>><strong>@@color:green;You have confirmed that your country is in possession of:@@</strong>
Biological Weapons
@@+1 :For highly valued information@@
<<set $Score += 1>>
<<if $SelectedWMDs < 4>>
<strong>@@color:green;Follow-up Query:@@</strong>
<<print $Gender>> <<print $name>>, are there other W.M.D.s produced or stored in your country?
<<if $Nuclear == "False">>[[Nuclear|Response: Nuclear]]<<endif>>
<<if $Radiological == "False">>[[Radiological|Response: Radiological]]<<endif>>
<<if $Chemical == "False">>[[Chemical|Response: Chemical]]<<endif>>
<strong>@@color:green;Note:@@ If the answer is "no", click [[continue|Permission]].</strong>
<<endif>>
[[Continue|Permission]]
<<set $Chemical = "True">><<set $SelectedWMDs += 1>><strong>@@color:green;You have confirmed that your country is in possession of:@@</strong>
Chemical Weapons
@@+1 :For highly valued information@@
<<set $Score += 1>>
<<if $SelectedWMDs < 4>>
<strong>@@color:green;Follow-up Query:@@</strong>
<<print $Gender>> <<print $name>>, are there other W.M.D.s produced or stored in your country?
<<if $Nuclear == "False">>[[Nuclear|Response: Nuclear]]<<endif>>
<<if $Radiological == "False">>[[Radiological|Response: Radiological]]<<endif>>
<<if $Biological == "False">>[[Biological|Response: Biological]]<<endif>>
<strong>@@color:green;Note:@@ If the answer is "no", click [[continue|Permission]].</strong>
<<endif>>
[[Continue|Permission]]
<<set $permission = "False">><<set $surveyComplete = "True">>Thank you for completing the [[Technical Metrics Institute's|Technical Metrics Institute]] biannual [[Survey for Retrospective Understandment|Survey for Retrospective Understandment]].
To be enrolled to win the "Grand Prize" you must first confirm that our Representative* have permission to "contact" you and/or your relations[[*|Relations]].
Click [[yes|Permission Confirmed]] to confirm permission and see score.
[[Yes|Permission Confirmed]]@@color:green;Disclaimer:@@ Here "Relations" can refer to parents, legal guardians, spouse, children, extended family, neighbors, friends, local law enforcement, national military organizations, and political representatives.
<<if $permission == "False">>
[[Return to Permissions page|Permission]]<<endif>>
<<if $permission == "True">>
[[Return to Permission Confirmed page|Permission Confirmed]]<<endif>><<set $permission = "True">>You have confirmed that our "Representatives" have permission to "contact" you or your relations[[*|Relations]].
Below personality score will be displayed.
<<if $Gender == "Mr.">>
@@Personality Score: <<print $Score>>/10 @@
<<else>>
<<set $Score *=.78>>
@@Personality Score: <<print $Score/.78>>@@
@@X .78@@
@@Final Personality Score: <<print $Score>>/10 @@
<<endif>>
Click <<if $Score >= 5>>[[Continue|Completion Page]]<<else>>[[Continue|Loss Page]]<<endif>> to see if you've won our "Grand Prize"
<<if $Score >= 5>>[[Continue|Completion Page]]<<else>>[[Continue|Loss Page]]<<endif>>The T.M.I. Survey for Retrospective Understandment is a class WTF device used by the [[T.M.I|Technical Metrics Institute]]. in affiliation with the [[U.S.|http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States]] government. It is illegal to forward the Survey for Retrospective Understandment without a state approved class WTF license. For more information about class WTF licenses, visit your local police department. Further information about the Survey for Retrospective Understandment is currently classified.
<<if $surveyComplete == "False">>
[[Return To Survey|Technical Metrics Institute biannual Survey for Retrospective Understandment]]<<endif>>
<<if $surveyComplete == "True">>
[[Return To Permissions Page|Permission]]
<<endif>>Magic is the term used for the chaotic energy type, unique from the previously categorized type of energy (being chemical energy, electrical energy, radiant energy, mechanical energy, nuclear energy and thermal energy).
Once a prominent aspect of human culture, magic has been banner within most countries since its use by the French-Canadian Grayness Party during the U.S.-Canadian War.
[[Return to Survey|Question 4]]
Pokémon was a series of games developed by Game Freak and Creatures Inc. and published by Nintendo as part of the Pokémon media franchise. First released in 1996 in Japan for the Game Boy, the main series of role-playing video games (RPG) has continued on each generation of Nintendo's handhelds.
In 2016 T.M.I. genetically engineered the first generation of real Pokemon and began distributing then to retailers around the world.
To questions about if T.M.I planned on genetically engineering the 2nd through 202nd generations of Pokemon from the game series, T.M.I. "Representatives" answered "no."
[[Continue|Question 5]]<<set $Gender = "Ms.">><strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
Female
<strong>@@color:green;Note:@@ Unrelated to your response, your final score will be multiplied by @@.78@@</strong>
<<if $sexChange == "True">>/
@@color:green;Note:@@ Good luck with the operation.
<<endif>>
[[Continue|Question 2]]@@Congratulations!@@
You have won the T.M.I. "Grand Prize."
T.M.I. "Representatives" will arrive at your current location momentarily to give you the "Grand Prize."
To assist our "Representatives" please stay at your current location.
Attempting to flee your current location is futile.
There is nowhere where our "Representatives" won't be able to find you.
Thank you again for completing our survey,
Sincerely,
The Technical Metrics Institute Psychological Warfare and Information Extraction Team@@color:red;Bummer!@@
You did not "win" the T.M.I. "Grand Prize"
You are welcome to complete the survey again for another chance to "win" the T.M.I. "Grand Prize."
[[Try Again|Technical Metrics Institute biannual Survey for Retrospective Understandment]]
<<set $secondPlayThrough = "True">><strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
Bulbasaur
@@-1 : For lack of planning.@@
<<set $Score -= 1>>
<strong>@@color:green;Query:@@</strong> Half your time is spent in tall grass fighting plant and bug type Pokemon. Why would you pick a plant type as a starter?
[[Continue|Bulbasaur C]]
<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
Bulbasaur
@@-1 : For lack of planning.@@
<<set $Score -= 1>>
<strong>@@color:green;Query:@@</strong> Half your time is spent in tall grass fighting plant and bug type Pokemon. Why would you pick a plant type as a starter?
@@color:green;Note:@@ So you'll have type advantage against Brock. Whoopdie Doo! That's one gym out of 8!
[[Continue|Bulbasuar D]]
<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
Bulbasaur
@@-1 : For lack of planning.@@
<<set $Score -= 1>>
<strong>@@color:green;Query:@@</strong> Half your time is spent in tall grass fighting plant and bug type Pokemon. Why would you pick a plant type as a starter?
@@color:green;Note:@@ So you'll have type advantage against Brock. Whoopdie Doo! That's one gym out of 8!
@@color:green;Note:@@ That's dumb.
[[Continue|Bulbasaur E]]
<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
Bulbasaur
@@-1 : For lack of planning.@@
<<set $Score -= 1>>
<strong>@@color:green;Query:@@</strong> Half your time is spent in tall grass fighting plant and bug type Pokemon. Why would you pick a plant type as a starter?
@@color:green;Note:@@ So you'll have type advantage against Brock. Whoopdie Doo! That's one gym out of 8!
@@color:green;Note:@@ That's dumb.
@@color:green;Note:@@ You're dumb.
[[Continue|Bulbasaur 5]]
<<print $name>>, are you going to change to Male or Female?
[[Male|Response: Male]]
[[Female|Response: Female]]
<<set $sexChange = "True">><strong>@@color:green;Query:@@</strong>
<<print $Gender>> <<print $name>>, when was the last time you have voided your bowels while still wearing outer clothing from the waste down?
[[Within the year|Response: Within the year]]
[[Within the month|Response: Within the month]]
[[Within the day|Response: Within the day]]
[[Within the hour|Response: Within the hour]]<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
Within the year
@@-1: For pooping your pants.@@
<<set $Score -= 1>>
@@color:green;Note:@@That's really gross.
<<if $Score > 1>>
<strong>Processing:
Sending:
@@color:green;Note:@@ Your response to this question of "Within the year" has been forwarded to your most recent ex-<<if $Gender == "Mr.">><<print "girlfriend">><<else>><<print "boyfriend">><<endif>> or gender nonspecific partner.
<<endif>>
[[Continue|Question 7]]<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
Within the month
@@-1: For pooping your pants.@@
<<set $Score -= 1>>
@@color:green;Note:@@That's really gross.
<<if $Score > 1>>
<strong>Processing:
Sending:
@@color:green;Note:@@ Your response to this question of "Within the month" has been forwarded to your most recent ex-<<if $Gender == "Mr.">><<print "girlfriend">><<else>><<print "boyfriend">><<endif>> or gender nonspecific partner.
<<endif>>
[[Continue|Question 7]]<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
Within the day
@@-1: For pooping your pants.@@
<<set $Score -= 1>>
@@color:green;Note:@@That's really gross.
<<if $Score > 1>>
<strong>Processing:
Sending:
@@color:green;Note:@@ Your response to this question of "Within the day" has been forwarded to your most recent ex-<<if $Gender == "Mr.">><<print "girlfriend">><<else>><<print "boyfriend">><<endif>> or gender nonspecific partner.
<<endif>>
[[Continue|Question 7]]<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
Within the hour
@@-1: For pooping your pants.@@
<<set $Score -= 1>>
@@color:green;Note:@@ That's really gross.
<strong>@@color:green;Follow-up Query:@@</strong>
<<print $Gender>> <<print $name>>, have you cleaned yourself up yet?
[[Yes|Response: Yes Q]]
[[No|Response: No Q]]<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
Yes
@@color:green;Note:@@ Alright, good. That's still pretty gross though.
[[Continue|Question 7]]<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
No
@@color:green;Note:@@ That's seriously f!@#ing gross!
[[Continue|Question 7]]<strong>@@color:green;You answered:@@</strong>
Bulbasaur
@@-1 : For lack of planning.@@
<<set $Score -= 1>>
<strong>@@color:green;Query:@@</strong> Half your time is spent in tall grass fighting plant and bug type Pokemon. Why would you pick a plant type as a starter?
@@color:green;Note:@@ So you'll have type advantage against Brock. Whoopdie Doo! That's one gym out of 8!
@@color:green;Note:@@ That's dumb.
@@color:green;Note:@@ You're dumb.
@@-1: For being dumb.@@
[[Continue|Question 6]]
<<set $Score -= 1>>